Who, in the blue heck, has been using all of my...
I’m about to slap a ho.
Hello Friday Night
I should be at a Halloween Party. A Halloween party taking place in an apartment down by the beach. I should be hanging out with my friends who are dressed as Charizard and Shaun from Shaun of the Dead. I should be eating copious amounts of unhealthy food. More importantly, I should be in New York hanging with the homies and taking pictures with random costumed strangers I meet on the street. But...
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Name that song. Aaaannnnnd go.
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perspicacious--deactivated20110 asked: what are your thoughts on nutella & bacon?
I'm not the only one. I'm sure of it. Right?
Little Brother: You still have tags on your jeans. Me: Oh, I know. Little Brother: Uhhhh why do you still have tags on your jeans? Me: Because I just bought them today. Little Brother: ??? Me: What? Little Brother: Why haven’t you taken them off? Me: I haven’t decided whether I like them or not yet. Little Brother: But you’re wearing them. Me: Well yeah, I need to...
I always check behind the shower curtain when I go...
I refuse to let my life become a Law & Order episode. I may suffer from slight paranoia. But you wont think it’s paranoia when it happens to you. *smiles sinisterly while looking at you through hooded eye lids.