November 2010
October 2010
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Who, in the blue heck, has been using all of my...
I’m about to slap a ho.
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Hello Friday Night
I should be at a Halloween Party. A Halloween party taking place in an apartment down by the beach. I should be hanging out with my friends who are dressed as Charizard and Shaun from Shaun of the Dead. I should be eating copious amounts of unhealthy food. More importantly, I should be in New York hanging with the homies and taking pictures with random costumed strangers I meet on the street. But...
nuh NUH nuh nuh nuh NA nuh nuuhhhh nuh nunnuhnu...
Name that song. Aaaannnnnd go.
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Please reblog if you know, or are related to...
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perspicacious--deactivated20110 asked: what are your thoughts on nutella & bacon?
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I'm not the only one. I'm sure of it. Right?
Little Brother: You still have tags on your jeans.
Me: Oh, I know.
Little Brother: Uhhhh why do you still have tags on your jeans?
Me: Because I just bought them today.
Little Brother: ???
Me: What?
Little Brother: Why haven’t you taken them off?
Me: I haven’t decided whether I like them or not yet.
Little Brother: But you’re wearing them.
Me: Well yeah, I need to...
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I always check behind the shower curtain when I go...
I refuse to let my life become a Law & Order episode.
I may suffer from slight paranoia.
But you wont think it’s paranoia when it happens to you.
*smiles sinisterly while looking at you through hooded eye lids.
