February 2010
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Fact
I stay up late every night, and realize it’s a bad idea every morning.
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(702): Then she called me a home wrecking whore. (1-702): dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
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“Outwardly, I was everything a well brought up girl should be. Inside, I was...”
– Rose DeWitt Bukate
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(401): This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
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This college history essay test thing makes me want to throw a kitten across the room. I don’t pay money to be challenged intellectually, I pay money to get a piece of fancy paper with my name and a couple of capitalized letters in fancy script printed on it.
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“Far away there in the sunshine are my highest aspirations. I may not reach them,...”
– Louisa May Alcott
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Karen: If you're from Africa, why are you white?
Gretchen: Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white.
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“I don’t think my father, the inventor of toaster strudel, would be too...”
– Gretchen Wieners
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“To speak the name of the dead is to make them live again.”
– Egyptian Proverb
The question was easy
until I read “explain why”.
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Now Winkin’ and Blinkin’ are two little eyes and Nod is a little head. And the wooden shoe that sailed the skies is a wee one’s trundle bed. So close your eyes while mother sings of the wonderful sights that be. And you shall see those beautiful things as you sail on the misty sea, Where the old shoe rocked the fishermen three - Winkin’, Blinkin’, and Nod.
