Abbey: Want to go fishing with me and the bro tomorrow?
Me: I can’t, I’m going up to LA. But fishing sounds a lot more appealing than sitting in LA traffic.
Abbey: Dude, EmWats is in LA.
Me: Legit point. Okay, I need a plan.
Abbey: I’ll get you a bag and blindfold.
Me: And duck tape.
Abbey: And rope.