Abbey: Want to go fishing with me and the bro tomorrow?

Me: I can’t, I’m going up to LA. But fishing sounds a lot more appealing than sitting in LA traffic.

Abbey: Dude, EmWats is in LA.

Me: Legit point. Okay, I need a plan.

Abbey: I’ll get you a bag and blindfold.

Me: And duck tape.

Abbey: And rope.